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CDC Map Of Zombie Influenza Activity

For The Week Of May 13th, 2013


Recommended Safe Zones:

  • Montana
  • Maine (You wouldn’t think so but it’s true.)
  • Alaska

WARNING:  Zombie activity in Pennsylvania is suspiciously quiet but don’t be fooled. D.O.Z.E.D. intelligence operatives are warning that there are at least 25,000 zombies in sleeper-cells waiting for humans to walk by. Avoid Pennsylvania at all costs.



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