DozedGear – The Official Store Site Of D.O.Z.E.D.
2013 March 5
DO YOU ENJOY A GOOD T-SHIRT?
If so go to DozedGear.com and buy yourself one.
- Identify yourself as a member of the Zombie Threat Elimination Squad.
- Proudly wear the official seal of the Department Of Zombie Elimination And Defense Agency!
- Prevent yourself from walking around naked.
- 100% of the profits goes towards building underground bunkers for those souls less fortunate than you who can’t outwit a zombie to save their own lives.
- 50% of the profits goes towards keeping D.O.Z.E.D. Director Will B. Gone supplied with lollipops and a math tutor.