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DozedGear – The Official Store Site Of D.O.Z.E.D.

2013 March 5
by Will B. Gone

DO YOU ENJOY A GOOD T-SHIRT?

If so go to DozedGear.com and buy yourself one.

MnsPktShSlBlkBenefits:

  • Identify yourself as a member of the Zombie Threat Elimination Squad.
  • Proudly wear the official seal of the Department Of  Zombie Elimination And Defense Agency!
  • Prevent yourself from walking around naked.
  • 100% of the profits goes towards building underground bunkers for those souls less fortunate than you who can’t outwit a zombie  to save their own lives.
  • 50% of the profits goes towards keeping D.O.Z.E.D. Director Will B. Gone supplied with lollipops and a math tutor.

 Support The Department Of Zombie Elimination And Defense!

Go To

DozedGear.com

Keep America Safe From Zombies!

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