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Turn Your Car Into An Official “D.O.Z.E.D.” Vehicle

2013 February 10
by Will B. Gone


Turn your car into a D . O . Z . E . D . vehicle with our official car magnets. People will make way, crowds will part when you pull up in your  D . O .  Z . E . D . vehicle  and take command. With the   D . O .  Z . E . D .  seal on your car you can make use of any parking space reserved for the Zombie Threat Elimination Squad. Be part of the threat assessment team!  Lead the pack as fleeing bands of terrified humans run screaming during a zombie outbreak. Enjoy all the privileges delusional authority has to offer.

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