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Current Threat Alerts!!!

2013 March 30
by Will B. Gone



Posted by Edgy Bejeweled Hipster:

April, 2013
Jeff-ar-ay and I were sitting on the couch when suddenly, Jeff-ar-ay, who was feeling under the weather that day, jumped from his seat and tried to eat my barking brain!!! I was able to lock myself in this room with this computer and threw on my hazmat suit and immediately started contacting my local DOZED authority and Papa Mashaw (Jeff-ar-ay’s grandfather) and the wwwqqwwoooggggffrumi db hh,yyyy bkleeee-Jeff-ar-ay (the zombie)PS: zombies were people too ya know!!!!!!

Posted by Travis McGee
March 24, 2013

Seen in central Connecticut earlier this evening! Medium height , white hair, elderly, tissue packing, rosary yielding zombie woman! Terrorizing locals with an insatiable appetite for trivia! Avoid eye contact, don’t make any sudden moves. Extreme caution advised!

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  1. March 30, 2013

    OMG! If she has a tin of cookies, Run! Run!

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