CODE BLACK PLAGUE
Posted by Edgy Bejeweled Hipster:
Jeff-ar-ay and I were sitting on the couch when suddenly, Jeff-ar-ay, who was feeling under the weather that day, jumped from his seat and tried to eat my barking brain!!! I was able to lock myself in this room with this computer and threw on my hazmat suit and immediately started contacting my local DOZED authority and Papa Mashaw (Jeff-ar-ay’s grandfather) and the wwwqqwwoooggggffrumi db hh,yyyy bkleeee-Jeff-ar-ay (the zombie)PS: zombies were people too ya know!!!!!!
March 24, 2013
Seen in central Connecticut earlier this evening! Medium height , white hair, elderly, tissue packing, rosary yielding zombie woman! Terrorizing locals with an insatiable appetite for trivia! Avoid eye contact, don’t make any sudden moves. Extreme caution advised!