Today’s Threat Level: Code Grey and Oozing
CDC Map Of Zombie Influenza Activity
For The Week Of May 13th, 2013
Recommended Safe Zones:
- Maine (You wouldn’t think so but it’s true.)
WARNING: Zombie activity in Pennsylvania is suspiciously quiet but don’t be fooled. D.O.Z.E.D. intelligence operatives are warning that there are at least 25,000 zombies in sleeper-cells waiting for humans to walk by. Avoid Pennsylvania at all costs.